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Never walk up when someone is in the process of exercising. If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out. You have a really nice body.

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You are a beast! I think I have a strain from all that lifting. You both know it's cheesy, but if they're interested, they'll most likely go along with it. Well then, let me be the first one to try picking you up.

Granted, no pickup line will ever guarantee you a date or the greatest romance of your life, but if you're stuck on how to approach Gym Bae and you're tired of scoping out the weight room just to catch linea glimpse, what have you got to lose? Did you get those yoga pants on sale?

6 clever pickup lines to try at the gym the next time you see gym bae

Did you know that line with love at first sight? Especially on something that probably took them some time to perfect, like their form. And I don't just mean my skeleton.

Then I saw your eyes and I knew I had it in me! Are there opening lines that you think work?

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Are you into fitness? My personal trainer told me I had to come talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine. Some people don't like being approached at the gym, but because you're saying you'll be the first to "bother" them, it can come across as lighthearted and fun instead of annoying. For extra safety, you should lie down underneath them.

I think you have a six-pack right under your shirt there.

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Care to test that theory? Do you believe in love at first set? Everyone has their right to personal space. Cause I have 2 balls comin at ya.

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When females complain about gym equipment If your love interest is working out on a machine that you also plan to use you should actually need to use the machine and not just use it because they are using itbreak the ice and ask if you can work in. Let's face it: The elliptical can be exhausting, but trying to see where Gym Bae is at all times is even more draining.

They can brush it off, and so can you. DM them a day or two later saying it was great to meet them. Because soon I'll be fitness dick in yo mouth Your eyes are so blue im swimming in them Do you have any tape? How many sets do you have left? Pickup lines have stood the test of time, but as humans have naturally gotten smarter and more immune to cheesiness, I feel like pickup lines have gone from being the way to spark someone's interest in you, to a way in with someone through laughter.

Bonus points for a witty dad joke.

Give them a compliment and finish with a question to further the conversation. This will connect the both of you — physically and mentally. Besides, there's no denying that being confident enough to even attempt a pickup line is nothing if not sexy. Can you help me out? If your crush seems into it, invite him or her to you for the next class and create a new mutual challenge. You only know if you try. I see you have more mass about you than a Catholic church.

I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. When you're thinking about approaching your Gym Bae, it's important to remember that some people would rather not be hit on at the gym. Ljnes gonna have my 'whey' with you!

The gym can be a great spot to grab a date. I feel a bit out of air.

You should be in a gym ad! Did you work out more efficiently today than other times?

2. best: "wanna grab a post-workout smoothie?"

But it can also be a social minefield. BEST: "Wanna grab a post-workout smoothie? So be prepared with some go-to topics, just in case your mind suddenly goes blank. You must be a track star because you've been runnin marathons through my mind ALL day. This line is the perfect in, because you're not saying anything outright flirtatious, so it's not too risky. Just make sure you deliver it with a good-natured smile — as workoutt to channeling your inner Fabio.

Uh-oh, sweety. Just make sure that you pick a public trail in a populated area. A guy says, "She can't play, she hasn't stretched yet!

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Some people feel more comfortable approaching people at a gym or workout class than in a noisy bar, because there's no pressure to go home together that night. Because you look kicking!

After all, if you can lift those weights and rock that body, you must find it really easy to pick someone up.